I’ve recently started studying animal science at college. Here are a few favourite things I have heard…
“Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for my cats”
“I’m sorry but I do not understand why this plastic glove is arm length…ohhhh”
“Ferrets are just flesh slinkies”
“Guys can you hold fire for a bit, the giant lizard has escaped, we can’t find him”
“I need to teach you guys about welfare but honestly the first 8 slides of this powerpoint are pictures of my dog that I think are cute”
“I think my favourite boob is my left one, it has a cute freckle on it”
“Is it dead?” “Chris its still breathing, how the hell are you even on this course?”
“Thats an impressive amount of nipples”
“HE IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. THE APE. NOT ME”
“Is…is there supposed to be a giant lizard behind the table or?”
“What are those?” “Guinea pig tiddies”
“And so the giant african land snails life consists of eating and moving occasionally to retrieve more food… quite like myself… ha ha ha, please give me a pass”
“I cant cope, I’m up to my knees in assignments” “You only have 1 assignment though” “well i am very short”
“Good news, the giant lizard is safley back in the enclosure” “miss… the enclosures door is open”
